Limbaugh and the Rams? Perhaps not . . .

So, Rush wants to own a professional football team. What's the big deal? Well . . . there is the fact that very, very few African-American players would play for him. Why? It seems that Rush's mouth sometimes runs ahead of his brain. Check out a few examples:

"Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."

"Sorry to say this, I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well." --on Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb, while working as a commentator on ESPN

Perhaps he could own an WNBA team? Maybe not . . .

"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."

Maybe he could give up on professional sports and take on a cause, like Parkinson's research. Wait . . .

"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act. ... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting." --on an ad by Michael J. Fox endorsing Claire McCaskill for Senate for supporting embryonic stem cell research

Guess a career change isn't in the cards for Rush. Poor him.

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